Please Read This Out loud With A British Accent While Channeling Your Inner Sherlock Holmes

Bill, Nicki, Steve, and Bill were a band of hog hunters. Stalking the intrepid peanut fields near Americus, Georgia. Bill and Steve crept into position with the stealth of earth worms. The Silent night was disturbed with a thunderous crack! The hammering of thuds blistered the first boar still. The next encounter was even more eventful. In the wee hours of night while calling elusive song dogs, a corn stalker boar stepped out. The Band of Hog Hunters needed to change tactics. The stealth of earth worms wasn’t needed, the speed of an Owl was necessary. With the wind at our back the lone boar looked up with a “Who’s there” before being brought down. The farmers fields were finally at ease with the sunrise of a new day. Thank You Band of Hog Hunters for being Pig Problem Solvers.

Capt. Max Shifler Had a day of after this hunt, He is channeling his inner Hemingway. No Beer was consumed while writing this only his creativity and epic sense of humor.